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suluboo:

relationship tip #78: ‘babe’ and ‘baby’ are cliche and outdated. try a fun new nickname such as ‘lieutenant’ instead 

(Source: queensamwise, via phobias)

surprisebitch:

i was singing along to a song that had “bitch” in the lyrics, and my parents who are religious told me “you shouldnt be saying that word!”

and i’m just like

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(Source: surprisebitch, via ant0rm)

iphonevevo:

when the person who volunteers to read is completely illiterate   

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